Well chaps, you may be right
But Mike has youth on his side and he has time to spend the next 30 years turning a rust bucket into a sows ear or do I mean a sows purse?
I for one am now so old, I have given up buying unripe bananas in case I keel over before they ripen...oh to wind the clock back..
Now Brian, when you spread your picnic out on a hugely spacious Porthtowan beach at low tide, take pity on the poor Italians who have this as their beach at low and high tide and it costs 10 Euros to plonk your towel down and another 5 euros for a beach umbrella!!