ian Stanbury
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..You may remember recent news of my shy and retiring friend Dennis Goldthorpe..stuck between the watercress fields and his old Riley called Elf in Sarratts Bottom near Rickmansworth and whose idea of a grand day out is taking his Renault Espace our for a short run to the local wood with his lovely, not at all shy and miles away from retiring wife Maggie and .............a chainsaw!
Now what on earth they get up to in the woods with a chainsaw is nobodies business but their own, but recently they were in deepest France (La Vendee - sans chainsaw) and came across what he thinks is a traditional french scarecrow in amongst the vines near Mervent, and he has asked me to ask you lot what on earth you think it would scare off?
Now what on earth they get up to in the woods with a chainsaw is nobodies business but their own, but recently they were in deepest France (La Vendee - sans chainsaw) and came across what he thinks is a traditional french scarecrow in amongst the vines near Mervent, and he has asked me to ask you lot what on earth you think it would scare off?
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