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..Fight back Malcolm..

ian Stanbury

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..Stick a photo of your naked body on that nice Chinese lady's website - Well not your body, but the body of your new R4!!

And...Morning Maureen and your pic is up in lights at last - How are things in California?

Are you going to see Barack Obama speak tomorrow in Denver or wont the old R4 make it all that way?
 
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What a wonderful place for a R4 to live.

Sorry for the Chinese lady this morning. I've blocked her country from the forum so she shouldn't be back.
 
..Seems a bit unfair Malcolm..

..What about all the other 1,321,851,887 chinese that may want to contribute to this fab site?

Some of your colleagues may well call you a spoil sport and some who missed it by not getting up early enough, may well want to know what she looked like!!
 
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I had them blocked on the last server and could keep an eye on who was being bounced. Almost all traffic we have from China to the forum is spam (maybe 80%), and other forum managers report 35 new spam registrations a week from there. I don't want to spend the time deleting them all. I'll wait for them to sort that out before letting them back on.

Besides, you wanted me to fight back. :D
 
..Do you want to see my Big Tiger?

..Now for all you layabouts who failed to be up in time to be in on the chinese fun this morning and are no doubt champing at the bit to know what was going on, let me explain what you missed.

A nice lady called Whoo Flung Dung posted up on a number of our forum sections an invitation asking us all if we would like to have a look at her and her Big Tiger - www.lookatmybigtiger.com

Bluebell was on the ball of course as she gets up very early (in fact I know for a fact that she gets up generally before she even goes to bed).
Well she wont have opened the link as Chris has told her not to open any animal sites.

Malcolm saw the posting and shut it down before any possible damage could have been done to the site expecting spam but luckily I was up and on the case before him, and so because of my inquisitive nature, decided to have a quick peep.

Now I am a big Tiger fan - I used to put a Tiger in my tank when the Shell garages had run out of petrol.

I sometimes drink Tiger Beer made from fermented Tiger bones and once picked up an Angry Dresser or as we call them now, a Cross Dresser at Stringfellows in London while dancing to Mud singing Tiget Feet.

I am a paid up trustee of the World Wide Fund for Naturism which looks after wild Tigers who are in fact very wild and amazingly enough, in the wild.

I am a director of the The Trust a Tiger Trust, (www.thetrustatigertrust.com) a worldwide operation trying to re-integrate wild Tigers back into their old hunting areas in places as far apart as Africa and Scotland.

So as Malcolm has now blocked the site, none of you will be able to access the pic but I have already saved it and I expect you would all like to see Whoo Flung Dung and her Big Tiger? Well, I certainly know that LittleGreeney does

Well here they both are in all their glory:
 
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Oooh! I can see you're still excited since your thrills first thing this morning. However I feel I must redress the balance and present a nice clean picture of a tiger.
 
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