ian Stanbury
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..Right team, my friends Jennifer and Annabel have recently been extremely nice to my globe trotting nephew Alex and need their name up in lights.
J and A run a ranch near Buenos Aires but are really from London SW18.
If any of you are ever in Argentina you will be very welcome to stay with them and learn to ride and play polo - www.lasortijapolo.com.
Jennifer is very funny and has been known to use my renault 4 as a mobile rain shelter and once it stops raining she then carries on walking the streets of SW18!!
She told me of a recent internal air flight that she took from Buenos Aires to Pilar.
The plane apparently taxied out to the end of the runway ready for take off. The pilot them got a call from traffic control to say that they couldnt take off for a while as a whole lot of cattle had broken through the airport perimeter fence. The pilot turned on the aircraft tannoy and told all the passengers about the cattle and that they were to make themselves confortable and wait for further announcements.
Sadly he then failed to turn the intercom off and the whole plane then heard him say to the co pilot..'Well Raphael, it going to take bloody hours for them to clear the runway so I think I am going to finish my chorizo and tomato sandwich and then I am going to go down the back of the plane and make passionate love to Maria the new ginger haired air hostess that joined us this after noon".
Maria down the end of the plane quickly realised that the pilot had left the tannoy on and rushed forward up the aisle of the plane to tell him to turn it off and an old lady sitting next to Jennifer stuck her hand out and stopped Maria in her tracks. "Dont be in so much of a rush Maria" she said "The pilot says he wants to finish his chorizo and Tomato sandwich first"
So thanks thanks and thanks again Jennifer and Annabel for looking after Alex and the cuppachino is on me next time!!
And by the way Universal Studios, MGM et all - The Renault 4 in this photo is for available for filming work for a huge fee !!
J and A run a ranch near Buenos Aires but are really from London SW18.
If any of you are ever in Argentina you will be very welcome to stay with them and learn to ride and play polo - www.lasortijapolo.com.
Jennifer is very funny and has been known to use my renault 4 as a mobile rain shelter and once it stops raining she then carries on walking the streets of SW18!!
She told me of a recent internal air flight that she took from Buenos Aires to Pilar.
The plane apparently taxied out to the end of the runway ready for take off. The pilot them got a call from traffic control to say that they couldnt take off for a while as a whole lot of cattle had broken through the airport perimeter fence. The pilot turned on the aircraft tannoy and told all the passengers about the cattle and that they were to make themselves confortable and wait for further announcements.
Sadly he then failed to turn the intercom off and the whole plane then heard him say to the co pilot..'Well Raphael, it going to take bloody hours for them to clear the runway so I think I am going to finish my chorizo and tomato sandwich and then I am going to go down the back of the plane and make passionate love to Maria the new ginger haired air hostess that joined us this after noon".
Maria down the end of the plane quickly realised that the pilot had left the tannoy on and rushed forward up the aisle of the plane to tell him to turn it off and an old lady sitting next to Jennifer stuck her hand out and stopped Maria in her tracks. "Dont be in so much of a rush Maria" she said "The pilot says he wants to finish his chorizo and Tomato sandwich first"
So thanks thanks and thanks again Jennifer and Annabel for looking after Alex and the cuppachino is on me next time!!
And by the way Universal Studios, MGM et all - The Renault 4 in this photo is for available for filming work for a huge fee !!
