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Michael's will

ian Stanbury

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Michael has apparently been advised by a Bank Manager to make a will at the tender age of 25 - So today he published it in The Daily Telegraph and guess who gets some of the 'unfinished projects' ?


I leave:

The green rust bucket to John
The red rust bucket to Pip
The white rust bucket to Pepper
The yellow rust bucket to Malcolm
The Traction Avant to Ian
The french Landy chassis to Nigel
My collection of Fleetwood Mac cd's to my cousin
My iPhone and my total savings of One pound Ninteen and six pence to Nan
My unused 16" M and S WOK to the Salvation Army
My 1927 Massey Fergusson siezed tractor to Dad and Mum
My 'joi de vie' to my brothers and sister
My Renault 4 to Chris and Rose
My Mountfield mower to Paul and Helen
My computer to Kate
And finally ALL my bills and everything else I owe to my Aunt Maxime and Uncle Roger

Signed this day 3 September 2012

Michael Hugo Gervais Robiespierre Geary
 
I also leave my penny black stamp to Battersea dogs home. It will arrive on an A4 sized brown envelope containing a photo selection of all the R4's I have owned.
 
Well Malcolm - not much news from your end?

Does Michael 'willing' you his Yellow Rust Bucket fill you with horror?
 
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