Surely surely surely..
You know what a Ugg Boat is Michael?
You must get out of the Fens more dear boy - there is a whole world out there - experience the world of engine cranes, old peoples emails, retirement homes, buying boring machines, meeting people at petrol pumps, wearing tweed jackets, chain saws, neighbourly disputes, Daimler 250 sales, weddings in Italy, recommending OKO tyre stuff, getting Rolling Stone tickets for a friend, buying electric guitars, Isle de Re, sisters in France, collecting rust buckets, tripping off to Great Limber for supper, listening to Absolute Radio all day etc etc
For your and your interest only Michael, this is an Ugg Boat: