+ 18°C Hawaiians take two blankets in the night.
+ 10°C Flat-dwellers in Helsinki put the heating off and Russians grow flowers.
+ 2°C Renault R4 is impossible to start up.
0°C Distilled water freeze up.
- 1°C Breath goes to be visible. Russians eat ice-cream and drink cold beer.
- 4°C Your dog is trying to muscle in your bed.
- 8°C Homeless people get in the cartons nightly.
- 10°C Other French cars is impossible to start up.
- 12°C Politicians begin to speak about the homeless people.
- 15°C US cars is impossible to start up.
- 18°C Flat-dwellers in Helsinki put the heating on. Hawaiians are already frozen.
- 20°C Breath goes to be hearable.
- 21°C If you are able anywise to got your dog out to pee, I have he than knock off.
- 22°C The homeless people take two cartons crisscross.
- 24°C The German cars is impossible to start up.
- 27°C Your dog is trying to muscle underneath your pyjamas.
- 29°C The Swedish cars is impossible to start up.
- 32°C The homeless people are already frozen and they are stack in cartons beyond the town.
- 33°C Any normal nor yet Russian car is impossible to start up.
- 38°C Russians button their shirts up.
- 43°C Russian cars don´t start even with vodka.
- 50°C Your car is trying to muscle in your bed.
- 60°C The Helsinki townsfolk are already frozen. Seals leave Greenland and move southwards.
- 70°C The hell is already frozen. The Moscow University organizes a cross-country running for warm-up.
- 75°C Santa Claus leaves the polar circle.
-120°C Vodka freezed. Russians are peeved.
- 268°C Helium become liquid.
- 273,15°C Absolute zero. Moving of fundamental particles stops. Russians lick a vodka cubes and say to be right smart cold…
+ 10°C Flat-dwellers in Helsinki put the heating off and Russians grow flowers.
+ 2°C Renault R4 is impossible to start up.
0°C Distilled water freeze up.
- 1°C Breath goes to be visible. Russians eat ice-cream and drink cold beer.
- 4°C Your dog is trying to muscle in your bed.
- 8°C Homeless people get in the cartons nightly.
- 10°C Other French cars is impossible to start up.
- 12°C Politicians begin to speak about the homeless people.
- 15°C US cars is impossible to start up.
- 18°C Flat-dwellers in Helsinki put the heating on. Hawaiians are already frozen.
- 20°C Breath goes to be hearable.
- 21°C If you are able anywise to got your dog out to pee, I have he than knock off.
- 22°C The homeless people take two cartons crisscross.
- 24°C The German cars is impossible to start up.
- 27°C Your dog is trying to muscle underneath your pyjamas.
- 29°C The Swedish cars is impossible to start up.
- 32°C The homeless people are already frozen and they are stack in cartons beyond the town.
- 33°C Any normal nor yet Russian car is impossible to start up.
- 38°C Russians button their shirts up.
- 43°C Russian cars don´t start even with vodka.
- 50°C Your car is trying to muscle in your bed.
- 60°C The Helsinki townsfolk are already frozen. Seals leave Greenland and move southwards.
- 70°C The hell is already frozen. The Moscow University organizes a cross-country running for warm-up.
- 75°C Santa Claus leaves the polar circle.
-120°C Vodka freezed. Russians are peeved.
- 268°C Helium become liquid.
- 273,15°C Absolute zero. Moving of fundamental particles stops. Russians lick a vodka cubes and say to be right smart cold…