So where did it all go wrong? Well I won't go over the breakdown again when Derek very kindly came across us and attempted to get us going. After three hours by the roadside, the breakdown truck arrived and took us to a local garage, Dem's Autos in nearby Chartres. It was 6pm by then and the mechanics wanted to get home. They tried another coil but had no luck. They needed to order a new part, not a set of points but an entire bloody distributor. But the 'old mechanic' would be working on it during Saturday as 'he understood these old cars'. We were to see dozens of distributors for sale at Thenay. We caught a taxi and booked into a hotel in the city.
On Saturday we returned but the glum expression on the face of the old mechanic said enough. We hired from Hertz an Opal Corsa and headed off to our pre-booked hotel, two hours away, in Pontlevoy, 1.5km from the 4L International in Thenay. We failed to sleep that night, a combination of the occasional heavy lorries thundering through the sleepy village and and increasing stomach bug we were each increasingly getting.
Our experience of similar events was with the 2CV crowd. Salbris, with 7,000 cars, was terrific, and seemed very well supported. Aragon was 100f and fiercely hot. Everybody was wilting so after a couple of days we left to drive to San Sebastian which was far cooler. Thenay? Well it wasn't too bad and clearly not quite so busy. There were some smashing cars there and the Melun-Retro-Passion (
www.melun-retro-passion.com) stand was very well stocked, but my heart (and stomach) just wasn't in it. And four WC's for men for the entire place just was daft.
Madame phoned the garage next morning and the part had not arrived, so we drove to Amboise to see the chateaux, followed by Tours and Montrichard.
Madame phoned again the next morning but joy upon joy, the part had arrived. We paid the bill and rushed off back to the garage at Chartres. "Why have you come" they said, "the part has arrived but we need to order a second part". We drove back to the same Chartres hotel and booked in for three more nights. At 5.30pm we had a phone call to say that the car was ready and could we collect it. No we couldn't.
Now initially the garage had given me a form to sign to say I agreed to pay €150 for the distributor + labour, so when I was handed the bill for €320.21 was slightly shocked. Just a touch, you understand. But with no English from them nor French from us, we were stuck. At least the car now has a shiny new Ducelier distributor and went.
We decided that the holiday with plans to go to the 2CV World meeting in Portugal was hopeless as we would struggle to reach there and return to our pre-booked ferry at Bilbao. We would return home but not before catching a train to Paris for the day, and that turned out to be a terrific day. We visited the Rodin Museum and spent a fabulous couple of hours admiring his statues as well as visiting the old mansion with more paintings and sculptures. We walked to the Ile de Paris and caught a Batobus and took an hour long cruise along the Seine. A long walk back to the Montparnasse station, a meal at a bistro on the way (50cl of Leffe = €10) and caught the train back to Chartres.
Next day we drove back to Calais, the car not missing a beat, the ferry to Dover and arrived back, utterly shattered, and probably penniless.
Looking on the bright side, as we must, we did enjoy quite a bit of it. Chartres Cathedral, with it's lightshow of coloured moving lights projected off the 12th century walls, was incredible. It's withought doubt the most beautiful cathedral we've ever visited and knocks Canterbury into a cocked hat. We also had some very enjoyable, if expensive meals. But then France is expensive. It was just a shame that the Alden Electric Ignition developed a fault which I shall send back for appraisal. I noticed this morning the mechanic has cut off the red wire flush with the whatsit (sensor?). Quite why he did that, I don't know as it was intact when we handed the car over. I doubt we shall go to Thenay again. Driving a R4 at a steady 60 to 65mph for hour upon hour is exceedingly tiring and I must invest in more sound deadening. Nor has the stomach bug completely gone.