ian Stanbury
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..As strange at it may seem for those who know me, once a month I visit my friend Tony get to get what little hair I have left cut.
He is a really nice chap and its a little know fact that he has more male and female celebrity clients than Toni and Guy, whoever they are.
Every time I go in, I am sitting next to someone famous which makes one feel a bit odd - last week it was Chris Martin of Coldplay - Now thats what I was waiting for as he is from near Exeter - so am I. He is married to a Star - so am I. He releases CD's every so often - so do I, although I have beaten Coldpaly to My Greatest Hits release. He is a fine piano player - so am I. He drives a Green 1984 Renault 4 - so do I and finally he likes performing on stage - so do I, but only with my comic genius partner Martin 'Te He' Roche, who amazingly enough is also married to a Star called Fiona, but she is a different class of star - she is a real stratospheric star.
So I told Chris Martin that his new Coldpaly CD was not my cuppa tea, although I told him I really like Clocks, but not ones that chime all the time, which confused him slightly.
A month or so ago I was next to Harry Enfield and I gave him some comic ideas that he has promised to use in his new show Harry and Paul, coming soon to BBC 1
Next time it could even be James May and then I will go all out to get Renaults 4's performing on Top Gear
Anyway back to Tony - he has a lovely wife called Cula (?) and 2 lovely girls one of whom Greeney is going to try help find a job.
He has 3 lovely assistants - Editha from Latvia, Ms X representing the Czech Republic (sorry cant remember your name) and a new polish lady called Monika.
So at last Tony, your name is up in lights and see you next time. Sorry if all this publicity drives off all your celebrity heads away to other snippers, but c'est la vie.
And when you see him next, say hello to Frank Lampard from me and tell him to pass the ball more and not hog it all the time.
And..Dzien dobry Monika, hie potnij sie nozyczkami
He is a really nice chap and its a little know fact that he has more male and female celebrity clients than Toni and Guy, whoever they are.
Every time I go in, I am sitting next to someone famous which makes one feel a bit odd - last week it was Chris Martin of Coldplay - Now thats what I was waiting for as he is from near Exeter - so am I. He is married to a Star - so am I. He releases CD's every so often - so do I, although I have beaten Coldpaly to My Greatest Hits release. He is a fine piano player - so am I. He drives a Green 1984 Renault 4 - so do I and finally he likes performing on stage - so do I, but only with my comic genius partner Martin 'Te He' Roche, who amazingly enough is also married to a Star called Fiona, but she is a different class of star - she is a real stratospheric star.
So I told Chris Martin that his new Coldpaly CD was not my cuppa tea, although I told him I really like Clocks, but not ones that chime all the time, which confused him slightly.
A month or so ago I was next to Harry Enfield and I gave him some comic ideas that he has promised to use in his new show Harry and Paul, coming soon to BBC 1
Next time it could even be James May and then I will go all out to get Renaults 4's performing on Top Gear
Anyway back to Tony - he has a lovely wife called Cula (?) and 2 lovely girls one of whom Greeney is going to try help find a job.
He has 3 lovely assistants - Editha from Latvia, Ms X representing the Czech Republic (sorry cant remember your name) and a new polish lady called Monika.
So at last Tony, your name is up in lights and see you next time. Sorry if all this publicity drives off all your celebrity heads away to other snippers, but c'est la vie.
And when you see him next, say hello to Frank Lampard from me and tell him to pass the ball more and not hog it all the time.
And..Dzien dobry Monika, hie potnij sie nozyczkami
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