.. Spanish translation needed please..

[ian Stanbury]

Manejaba un hombre por un

Manejaba un hombre por un pueblo de gente conocida como muy poco inteligente junto a cuatro amigos en un viejo Renault 4. En medio de un puente se encuentran con un operativo caminero, un oficial los detiene y los interroga:

"Señores", dice el oficial, "necesito ver la documentacion del vehículo".

"No hay problema, aquí tiene."

Después de observar los papeles el oficial comenta:

"Bueno señor, tendré que levantar una infracción".

"¿Por qué? Si todos los papeles están en orden."

"¡Claro que no, aquí dice Renault 4 y ustedes son 5 pasajeros!"

"Pero oficial... el 4 es el modelo del automovil, no tiene nada que..."

"¡Basta de discutir! ¡Aquí solo pueden viajar 4 personas!"

"Pero es una locura que..."

"¡BASTA HE DICHO! ¡Baje del vehículo ahora mismo!"

"¡Está bien! ¡Está bien! ¡Pero exijo hablar con el jefe del operativo!"

"Bueno, pero va a tener que esperar que termine de discutir con los dos pasajeros del Fiat Uno."

 

[pepper]

Very funny

Had me laughing out of my chair!

 

[pepper]

http://translate.google.com/transla...discutir con los dos pasajeros del Fiat Uno."


Thats about the best I could manage courtesy of Google translate. (being careful to notify people of my source due to recent stuff)

 

[John Doe]

I do know some Spanish and this joke exists around here too

 

[ian Stanbury]

..Good exercise for the translation services!!

..I havent laughed so much since hearing the joke about some naughty boys in America having fun with a gerbil!!

Anyone who wants to hear it, send me a pm with your email address and I will send it to you!!

 

[iancr900]

A man and four friends were driving an old Renault 4 through a village whose inhabitants were known for there low intelligence. While in the middle of a bridge they come across an official on foot, who stops and questions them:

Sirs, says the official, I need to see the vehicles documentation.
No problem, here you are.
After looking through the paper work the official says:
Sorry sir, I'll have to issue you with a penalty.
Why is that, if all the papers are in order.
Of course there not, here they indicate Renault 4, and there are 5 of you.
But, Mr Official, the 4 is to do with the class of vehicle, it has nothing to do with...
Stop arguing, I'm telling you only 4 people can travel in it.
But it's mad to think that ...
I said stop it! Get out of the vehicle right now!
OK, OK, But I demand to talk to your boss.
That's fine, but you will have to wait until he ends his discussion with the two passengers from the Fiat Uno.