Why do toasters...

[pepper]

Come with a cremate setting?

Just wondered as someone must have knocked ours yesterday and this morning I've just come back downstairs to a cloud of smoke and some charred carbon!

 

[Steve Hennessey]

What you need is a good old British Dualit toaster. No settings - just has a timer and so well built you can leave it to your great grandchildren. Can also be used as an axle stand for when you work on the Renault!!

 

[pepper]

True, but I could buy a couple of cars for the price of one dualit toaster!